2. Why does nobody recognize the utter and sad redundancy in a 5th "grand" American Idol crowning? It's like watching the Peloponnesian War unfold year after year. Please notice that only Kelly Clarkson remains popular. Clay is a gay joke. Ruben is a fat joke. And nobody knows who the others are. Now there's a gray-haired super-tool whose fans call themselves "Soul Patrol?" For fuck's sake. I'm never as angry/relieved as I am on the last day of American Idol. I hate this show more than I've ever hated anything in the past, present, or future.
Maybe. I hate a lot.
Behold the souls TV has claimed.
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Dude, you just need to EMBRACE THE SOUL PATROL!!!
I'll make you a mix cd full of the Gray Fox's finest performances, taped off of the TV with a boom box onto tape. We can listen to it on repeat all the way up to Minnesota!
You'll love it!
Looks like we're up to a full car again. I feel bad for whoever ends up in the backseat.
I request that you make another travel agenda. I'll even accept you writing in the car after I pick you up.
Also, I'm bringing Diva Madlibs.
Greatest moment in american history!?, I felt a part of something... the question is what? 65 million votes, he should be President.
Harry, let me know when you're back from Minnesota, so we can watch "The Puritan"-your shining moment in Pop Culture history, very much unlike the American Idol people.
Indeed I will, Andy, though I will be in Mexico next week. I tried to call you back, but is your phone not working anymore?
Personal business aside, I feel like my anger in this post should have been more witty, although I wasn't really willing to spend time on it. I did post a comment on TVSquad.com where I proffered a parellel show entitled "Hammer Time" all about mediocre tools, but I don't know how witty that ended up being either.
I'm drying up. I must refill myself at the Twain well.
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