If Depth = Intensity, then X = Fry.
Actually, that means nothing.
Re: The disjointed beginning of this post - See "the incomprehension of memo text."
So I'm going to Mexico May 31. In celebration of this vacation none of you care about, I've created a contest. As Leon from Midnight Madness taught us, since the dawn of time mankind has found entertainment in the form of... games. Here is the game:
Provide a non-racist punchline to the following joke set-up: Why did the dark-skinned man fall asleep under the tortilla tree?
Submit your entries by the 31st however you want. Here are some options:
1. Comment below. This is the only option I'll actually accept.
2. Send me an e-mail. I will regard the e-mail as spam and report you by pressing that "Report Spam" button in Gmail. I think it does something, although I think that something is nothing.
3. Send me a letter. I'll be very surprised if you do this. I'll also be very turned on if you sign the letter by cutting your signature out of a pair of women's panties. I repeat, women's panties. *cough*
4. Publish an article with the punchline in a media source I usually read. Your best options are:
a. BBC News
b. The Independent
c. ESPN Soccernet
d. All porn sites.
Cashews! I just realized most people expect contests to have prizes. Hmmm... Alright I've got it. I'll post a picture of myself in Mexico saying the punchline you provide. This prize may sound worthless, but in fact it will opposite-ize and become priceless when I'm captured by druglords. Your punchline will be guffawed at every time news organizations go into commercial breaks: "This is the last picture seen of Harry Brammer. Wait a second... this guy's a dude? Oh I see he went down there for cheaper implants. I guess that fits our 'busty suburbanite missing' fluff-story thread. Anyway, more on the story after these messages."
The drama! Thankfully, Gerhard Reinke's Wanderlust prepared me for my future kidnapping.
Oh, and to give this post some normality: Nintendo rocks. Morgan Webb is hot. Life is hard.
Re: Nintendo - Gamer in a Bottle (out of a bottle)
6 comments:
Hahaha...I can't believe you blogged your stupid "proof." This "proof" made about as much since as the crazy proof from Proof that Polley and I are going to sample.
Proof proof proof.
I am never more kidnapped then I am in the future.
i think metzgrrr already won...but here's my go at it:
"heh-rrrroowwwwww!!!"
I have several complaints about what's going on here.
1) Where's the proof?
2) What is it proving?
3) How are these punch lines?
4) One of the two were racist.
My punchline:
Because he got in a fight with is wife, and when he tried to crawl into bed she told him "This is nacho bed!"
Harry, we MUST watch the world cup during june 9th until whenever the hell it ends! Hopefully you're back from Mexico by the 9th, when the US takes on Koller and the Czechs!
Hahaha, Mike wins!
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