Download this joke I wrote.

A nun, a rabbi, and an English professor were going through an airport security checkpoint. The nun passed with flying colors, no 1960s television allusion intended. The rabbi was let by despite almost being cut off, no circumcision pun intended. The English professor then grew upset that preceding lines of the joke were clearly lying about their intentions, edited the punch lines, and sent what was left in to get published.

Bada bing?