Thursday, November 03, 2005

Here's some gold!

Following is some exciting news for all of you involved in the Brookfield (plus Qualler) Blogulation Awards. I have taken it upon myself to collect the first prize for the event. This prize may be awarded for a "General Interest" category, but more appropriately it belongs to the "Most Insightful Movie Post" category, or something like that.

Anyway, the prize is...

(Drum roll...)

(Tension mounts...)

(Various birds are released...)

A call sheet for the Friday, June 4, 2004 shooting of A Lot Like Love, starring superstar Ashton "Kutch" Kutcher and relative nobody Amanda Peet!

This, folks, is a complete call sheet for Day 39 of the shoot. So complete, in fact, that it extends beyond the normal 8.5 x 11 standard paper size!

If you win this, questions you never thought you'd wonder will be answered! For instance:

1. Which of the two main stars drives to set, and which requests a courtesy pick-up?

2. What kind of sound effects were needed for Scene 41, "Emily's Sad Christmas?"

And more!

Of course, I am taking myself out of consideration for whatever category this prize falls in, so I guess it should be awarded for the proposed movie category. I think my views on Crossroads were common knowledge before my recent post, anyway.

But keep me in the "General Interest" category. I rock at things like that. Observe:

Octopi will eat their own legs when they're hungry!

The first bomb to fall on Berlin during WWII killed an elephant!

And more!

1 comment:

P. Arty said...

WHO IS THE WINNER?!

Am I the only one who doesn't know what these Blogulation Awards are?