Pickles - The high water content of pickles makes them a no-worry option if you're an amateur who's worried about getting the food wet. I prefer the standard dill variety, but I'm pretty boring that way thanks to my part-British pallet.
Charleston Chew - I will admit that this is not a new revelation. I remember eating at least one or two of these in the shower back in high school. Optimal are the full-sized bars, especially if you're hungry, but the mini-bites work excellently if you just want a quick snack. IMPORTANT: Freeze the Charleston Chew before taking it into the shower. The combination of a cold chocolate bar with hot water is revolutionary. ALSO, the "back to stream" position is of utmost importance here. The chocolate will begin to run once it gets wet, and you don't want to have to explain the brown stain in the bathtub to your family.
So if I didn't ruin it with that last comment, Bon Appetit!
I do NOT support pickle frogs in the shower.
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I'm curious to know if peeing in the shower is still appropriate if you are dinning on a pickle or a cheese sandwich.
Nice post, Brams. The only thing left for you to eat in the shower is a Qdoba burrito. Seriously, can you even imagine?!?
and that's why you buy the vanilla charleston chew.
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